Non-candidate Jebbie confirms he is just as stupid as his drunken, retarded war criminal brother GWB
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08/24/2015
Thousands of Iowans checking their mailboxes late last week were greeted by a photo of a smiling Jeb Bush on the back of a flier touting the former Florida governor and 2016 Republican presidential hopeful’s conservative bona fides.
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But the mailer — paid for by the super-PAC Right to Rise and sent to about 86,000 Iowa households — morphed into a momentary viral distraction for the campaign as online observers quickly pointed out that Bush’s left hand appeared to be black. The leaflet’s copy, “Why Jeb?” ended up being co-opted by bemused Twitter users to ask, “Why, Jeb?” as to why his hand had become black. The original campaign leaflet was sent by the Right to Rise USA Super PAC to some 86,000 Iowans, as Bush seeks to raise his game amid lackluster polling in the first-in-the-nation caucuses state.
Mystery solved!
On Saturday, Right to Rise spokesman Paul Lindsay explained that in the original photo, a woman standing next to Bush cast a dark shadow on his hand. The super-PAC’s not-so-super art department then superimposed the image of Bush on a stock Cedar Rapids backdrop.
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Right to Rise interns with too stupid or lazy to fix Jebbie's hand |
“Mysterious hand revealed,” Lindsay tweeted. “Fail.”
Still, Lindsay added, "Not deleting it from our servers.”
According to the survey, Bush, with just 5 percent support, is tied for sixth behind Trump (22 percent), retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson (14 percent), Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (9 percent), Texas Sen. Ted Cruz (8 percent), ex-Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina (7 percent) and former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (7 percent).
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